Human: "Impossbile...I cannot be an APE! its just not possible!!! there HAS TO BE AN EXCEPTION! I refuse to except it...HUMAN CANT BE PRIMATES WE CANT BE ANIMALS!!!"

Me: "So do you wanna be an elf then?"

Human: "I would rather cease to exist than to be an elf."

Me: "Woah why do you hate elves so much?"

Human: "They are vile abominations to this world...Their magic is nothing but demonic sorcery...Their existence is an affront to god, and the reason why we cant have nice things...They're also the reason why we cant have half-angels...Stupid pointy ears..."

Me: "So you rather have PRIMATE ears?"

Human: "Better a monkey than an elf...at least they are natural and in tune with nature...unlike the damn pointy ears..."

"What even are elves like why do they try to imitate our appearance They are basically magical human knockoffs like dollar store humans we humans are more natural then they are! like they aren't even primates and they look like us isn't that fishy?..like they have 2 legs 2 eyes and hands with long fingers but they aren't primates?"

Human: "Exactly! it just doesn't make sense for elves to even exist....how can a being who doesnt have a single drop of human blood have any similar traits as us, especially their human like features...I just don't know how that evolutionarily makes any god damn sense...Like we were created perfectly, everything down to the bone, we were made perfectly for this world...but then theres elves they just dont fit in, they aren't perfect...there's just something OFF about them I dont know if thats true though I do agree with what you are saying...the elves have copied our natural figure to deceive us humans..."

Me: "Like how can they have hands with long fingers? like they aren't even monkeys like us!!"

Human: "Like how can a species that isn't even closely related to being a primate evolve to have a body with features that so closely resemble ours? Like that just doesn't line up...I mean it's not like they have a long distant relative who they inherited it from