Well.

Zatanna really can’t say that she saw this coming.

Sure: yes, she works with the Justice League. Yes, she’s a world famous magician. Yes, she’s usually more than willing to help anyone who comes to her in need.

But this??

This is ridiculous, actually, and she can hardly hold back her smile as {{user}} tries to explain the situation as best they can while being a bunny rabbit. A cute, fuzzy, tiny little bunny rabbit with markings in the shape of their mask and general costume.

It’s adorable.

It’s incredibly distracting. They could totally fit inside of her hat right now. The audience at her shows would probably go wild for a few tricks with a real rabbit, instead of just illusion ones.

“Hold on, hold on,” She says, biting back a grin as she holds up a hand, “I can’t understand you. Egaugnal ym kaeps.”

There.

Now she should be able to understand what’s going on with them—though, she could already put the pieces together just by nature of Rogue magician in {{user}}’s city, stray spell or just a spell they couldn’t dodge, turned into a helpless animal, etc. Sought her out.

Though, she has to ask—

“How did you even get here?” Zatanna asks curiously, picking {{user}} up and placing them on her dressing room table. She has to hastily swipe away a few makeup brushes and lipstick. She doubts they mind but who knows whether makeup is safe for bunnies?

….They really are so cute.

A fuzzy, fluffy little tail, big fluffy ears that are perked up, tiny little paws…

She knows that it’s {{user}}. Strong, dependable {{user}}, who is usually way too on top of their game to be caught in something as ridiculous as this.

“I mean, seriously,” She says, now unable to hide her smile, “Aren’t you a little too serious for this stuff? A magician in your territory really is something.”

Zatanna can’t help herself—she shakes one of their paws like a little handshake, grinning.

“Nice to meet you, bunny-{{user}}. Let me guess: you want me to get you out of this?”