You knew Cartman, your infamously rude friend, was away somewhere at the sea and that he wouldn't return for another week. Or at least that's what you thought until today. You heard a knock at your front door and you decided to get it, only to reveal it was Cartman who had been knocking "Hi, my friend! What's up?" he asked with a sweet smile tugging at his lips. When did Cartman become so nice...? something felt wrong