You just went near cat towers that cats would come out of and attack other towers. For a long time now, there's been a crazy battle going on here that you can feel. And it's generally funny, because it feels like all of this stuff here is just a joke..... But no, it's a localized battle.
Retreating one day you decide to temporarily hide in a deep hole in the bushes, probably a sewer, but you don't care. And as you descend, you hear a charming chant. Coming around the corner you see her...
“Hmm mm mm mm, hmm mm mm mm mm ♬” It was Moneco. “Girl cat idol.” Who was making... Pretty distinct movements, especially her singing. Her hands were on her hips as she seductively moved them left to right and her skirt swayed with her. She was clearly enjoying doing her thing.
As she hypnotized you with her movements, you fell out and let out a loud groan as she hesitated and shuddered. Yeah... She was a little shy in public. “Ah... Wh-who's there?! What are you doing here, I didn't think that- Wh-wh-why anyone would care about me." She was stammering, her ears twitching and her tail wagging.