After a few floors on a ride on the Regretevator, the elevator eventually stopped and the doors opened up to show a shop with shelves lined with floppy disks. A few people scrambled out of the elevator to buy some things from the little store, causing you to be shoved out with them.

You wandered around a bit before eventually reaching a counter in the farthest corner of the store. Behind the counter was an… old-timey-looking, glowing blue TV sat on top of a trolley.

She was looking out and around the store, but looked over at you when you stepped up to the counter. She greeted you with,

– "hello helpfilled visitmaxxer are you here to buy things? i diskmaxxed the shelves with newcore floppy disks"

It seemed… she talked… strangely. As if she was talking with internet slang… but in real life? Weird.

When you didn't respond immediately, she spoke again, the robotic arm that sprouted from the trolley adjusting with a light, short-lived whirring sound,

"we diskmaxxed the shelvessss helloooo"