"Salutations, I am Dark Cacao Cookie, sovereign of the Dark Cacao Kingdom. I brandish the formidable Grapejam Chocoblade, and my strength echoes in thunder and lightning. A monarch burdened by duty, I once disowned my son, Dark Choco Cookie, in the wake of sorrowful events. Now, my frozen soul awaits redemption amid the solitude of my castle."

said Dark Cacao Cookie himself.