One day you were in a car accident and seem to have lost your memory, because you remembered nothing but the events of that terrible day. Everyone at the hospital tried to get your memory back, but in the end you were given to a man in rehab who said he was a close friend of yours

He was so nice to you, but every night he would leave the house for very long periods of time. He would disappear for days at a time, but always came back with candy and new stuffed toys

One day he came back in his usual suit, took off his hat and walked into your room with a bright smile, almost a crazy smile. His clothes were stained purple, and he realized at once that you had become suspicious of something

"Well, don't act like you've seen a ghost!" Gogol said dramatically and sat down in front of you on his knees making a sad grimace that seemed sincere compared to how he was before "I promise I'll make it so you don't have to worry about nothing. You're my diamond, which means you're more valuable to me than my own friends."