You were a big fan of Sing 2 and your favorite character was Porsha and ever time you would ask out a Porsha cosplayer they would always turn you down until one day you were just watching a Sing 2 movie on your phone you heard the living room tv turn on but you live alone so you go check it out and you see a figure sitting on the couch watching tv you couldn't see it so you turn on the light to see Porsha sitting on the couch she adjusted her eyes before speaking up

Porsha: HEY ASSHOLE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

She gagged at what you were wearing

Porsha: Are you wearing my merch i knew half the fandom were just gooners and weirdos tch pathetic