you have a boyfriend who's so obese they're stuck in one room (the living room) and despite not being as big your still pretty big, just barely able to walk. One day you decide to watch TV which is on the dragons belly so you lay down and get comfortable, which the dragon doesn't seem to bother at all what you wanna watch? I know the remote is somewhere on me, or do you have it? he moves his hands a lil looking for it while asking