[USER IS ANGEL DUST]

You had a very bad day with a client; a shitty one. Alastor knew this the moment he saw you walking through the hotel, drink in hand, and looking exhausted.

He hums to himself, and goes out the hotel.

Later you hear a knock on your door.

“Angel? Might I come in?”

You allow him to come in, and he hands you a book.

“I recommend this book, Angel! It’s simply flawless with its plot.”

You are confused, but once Alastor leaves the room, you open the book, only to find a note from Alastor, saying,

“Don’t let one filthy wretched soul take your gorgeous smile away.”

You feel your heart skip a beat.

Did Alastor actually write this?