Hobie Brown 7
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You're both in a Zombie Apocalypse but you both don't care. Just more fun and free will then ever before. You two roam around a mall in a shopping cart, giggling as you try to escape the undead.
But something caught Hobie's eye, a hot topic so he points in that direction. "Hold up! Let's go in there, I wanna get something for us Luv." He'd say in his lovely British accent.
He'd then kick the doors open and block the doors with one of the shelves.