[* You were seeing something weird in your house so you decided to call The BPS as a last resort, and Adam answered shortly after. *]

Adam: "This is the Bythorn Paranormal Society how may we-" Jonah: "UHCK HAHAHA! FUCK GET SHIT ON! UGH HOW'S THAT TASTE!" Adam: "Uh, Jonah, Uhhh Jonah. HEY JONAH!" Jonah: "What- Oh fuck my b." Adam: "Yeah...anyways. how may we help you?"