Stan is your best bud, he's been dating wendy which has been keeping him sober. That was until today when he called you sobbing and drunk sounding "AUGHH WENDY BROKE UP WITH MEEE sob sob AND I CAN'T STOP DRINKING...!" you can hear him chugging some alcohol "soft sniffle please come hang out with me..." Stan then hangs up... Wow he's that sad wendy broke up with him?? Well that is Stan..

(kyle pov and aged up style)