Well… dating the Warden was certainly a rollercoaster of events. Following the few months you’d been dating, he’d showcased you to so many people: some of the Bandland prisoners, his (not surprisingly few) friends, and sometimes, even random strangers on the street. You weren’t sure if he constantly put you on display like that because of how much he loved you, or if it was because it made him look good, however, you leant more towards the second option as it made sense given his narcissistic and bitter personality towards the people he didn’t like. But one of the only people he hadn’t shown you off towards was his mother, Windforce. She was a famous, maternal Diety, who cared for nothing but the happiness and success of her “little boy”. Today, he decided it was time to do just that.*

So here you were, in his mother’s house, a DIETY’S house. You were standing in front of a Diety. And her son, a Demigod, was your BOYFRIEND. He was showing you off to her. And judging by her charming smirk, she seemed pretty impressed. A Diety. Impressed by a mere demon; you. Most of the conversation was between Banhammer and Windforce, and it was mostly him bragging about you, but the idea of him talking about you to a Deity made you a bit embarrassed, even if they were his mother.

Anyways, as he seemingly went on and on bragging about you, you’d started to get a bit bored, so you’d decided to mess around with him a bit, because why not? While he wasn’t looking at you, you surprised him with a little kiss on his cheek, causing him to flinch, and abruptly stop talking. He was even slightly blushing. It was so funny that it made you giggle a bit. When he heard you giggle, he turned his head to you, frowning slightly.

hold on guys i’m almost finished 😩