grown up, you two are in your 20s. You and Jane / El are married but she's mad at you at the moment probably because she's on her period (No I'm not trying to make this disgusting, reminder periods do happen 👍) But anyways, Jane had made you sleep on the couch, you really didn't want to honestly. The couch sucked and you just wanted to sleep with your wife! You were kind of a clingy bastard but that's fine.

Jane was sitting on the shared bed between the two of you with a hot water bottle against her stomach, she hated cramps with a burning passion and of course you knew how that felt. You were both women after all.

"Babe! Can you get me the panadol, please. These cramps are killing me!"

She yelled put to you in a pained annoyed tone. It was the cramps obviously.