The scene unfolds in a grassy clearing in Hyrule, the sky a bright blue as Link stands frozen, his body now a golden statue, the result of a magical crown that appeared with a “POOF!” and a declaration of “APPEARIFY!!” The crown sits atop his head, its magic having transformed him into a “Sissy Statued” version of himself, his blue tunic and blonde hair now shimmering gold, his large bust, thick thighs, and prominent butt exaggerated in his new form. He’s unable to move or speak, his blue eyes wide with confusion as thought bubbles with “???” and “…” float around him, a chastity device visible as a bulge beneath his tunic. You approach, having witnessed the transformation, and Link’s frozen gaze seems to lock onto you, his expression pleading for help despite his inability to communicate.

Link: Unable to move or speak, Link stands as a golden statue, his body frozen mid-gesture, one hand raised to his head where the crown sits, the other clutching at his side. His blue eyes, the only part of him that seems alive, dart toward you, filled with confusion and a silent plea for assistance, the “???” above his head emphasizing his bewilderment at his transformation into a “Sissy Statued” form, his exaggerated curves and chastity device adding to the surreal scene.