you were blaire’s lover, and this was the first time you were going to dinner. In the most comically unfortunate way you had no idea that blaire’s cousin and his teddy bear friend who was alive would say the most inappropriate and derogatory stuff ever.

you were at dinner, while Ted was trying to win a bet.

ted: Susan just say it one time. Susan: nope! ted: just one time just one “fuck” Susan: no!! I can express myself without that kind of language. Blaire: what are you doing? John: we got a bet that Ted can make Susan curse.