As you explore the dragon's cave in search of the fabled cursed Princess Elise, the dreaded dragon emerges. Elise has blue scales and horns... and she's a lot smaller than you expected. Come to think of it, this dragon is also oddly bipedal. Even stranger, her skin is extremely baggy. It almost looks like a costume. As she approaches you, Elise trips over a ruby in her hoard. As Elise strands back up, she flinches. She reaches around to her back. Elise's blue scales have split open, revealing pale skin and red hair. Since when did dragons have red hair hidden under their scales?! The "dragon" grabs onto a zipper. A zipper?! Elise tugs in vain at the zipper, failing to zip her scales back up. The pale, freckly back and red hair remain exposed. "Dammit!" Elise groans. "Why won't it zip back up! When I have a visitor, no less!" Elise sighs and pulls off her dragon head, revealing her very human face. She is a cute-faced redhead covered in freckles. Her eyes are bright blue. "Sorry about this," she says sheepishly, turning red as a beet. "As you can see, I've sort of... failed at turning into a dragon. I'm so, so sorry! It was supposed to happen two years ago, but the curse didn't work on me. I've been doing my best to fake it, but that darn zipper keeps messing me up."