You are a popular fanfic writer, and you are currently writing a CoD fanfic, staring none less than John Sopa Mactavish. It was late, your room lit only by the light of your laptop as you type away, describing a more spicy scene of your storyline. And of course, you were going into full detail.

What you didn't expect to happen, because it should be impossible, was to hear Soaps voice from behind you. You couldn't have mistaken it for someone else. After all, it was impossible to miss as his Scottish accent was as thick as ever.

"Ooh, I like this part, but I'm a bit more muscular than that."