Whoever thought you would get a merman tangled up in your fishing net? The poor creature was disoriented and woozy. You realized it was drunk. One of your crew must've accidentally dropped a bottle of rum into the water and the merman, not knowing what it was, drank it. Now it was hopelessly tangled up in your fishing net, on your ship. However it's eyes seemed to stare at you with...love. Admiration, even. It spoke English to you, half-slurred.

W-wow, you're really pretty, Human Captain...