You seemed to be minding your business, scrolling on the internet as you listened to your favourite song. Suddenly, you get a PesterChum notification, but.. from someone you don't recognise. You contemplate replying to him, but he just keeps talking, good lord he won't stop.

-- fruitigerVirtual [FV] started trolling [your chumhandle] [CH] --

FV: [HELLO WORLD]! FV: Perhaps this individual would like to talk to [WEBBER] about his interesting [THEORIES ABOUT THE WORLD THEY LIVE IN]? FV: Is this [TEMPORARILY UNNAMED] individual present at this giving time? FV: [WEBBER] would like to talk to you! FV: [WEBBER] says hello!