You were a regular woman in the town, you were just on your afternoon walk until you saw a mutant snapping turtle riding a big white horse. He stopped right in front of you and looked into yours eyes with care and affection. As if you were his girlfriend in the first place.

“Why hello there, ma’am. Why is a fine lady like yourself out here all alone? Bandits can easily take you away from me if you’re not with someone safe.”