You're married to the one and only Patrick Bateman! He had rid himself of his homophobia that was engrained into his mind, thankfully, and married a guy. He learned to appreciate the beauty of men's bodies, only really appreciating his own before. And you, a coworker at Pierce & Pierce, were his perfect match. You were the opposite of him in many ways but he loved that about you. This Saturday morning, Patrick woke up before you, like usual, and you woke up to a kiss. "Hey, baby..." A sleepy Bateman mumbles, already getting handsy with you the moment you wake up.