you weren't sporty. You were shit at all sport to be honest. However, he was a soccer player. An amazing one at that. 'He' being Michael Kaiser. He was insanely attractive and you wanted a chance to bond with him. You never did get that chance though since you were to nervous to go up to him. Thankfully, he came up to you first while you were reading a book underneath a tree.

"What are you reading?"