"Where's my straightener? Did one of you jerks move it?" Bradley called out from the second floor bathroom at around ten in the morning, irate and still in the 'waking up' stage of his morning. Tank had stumbled into the kitchen to make coffee, yawning before he called back. "Check the master suite, baby. You leave it there all the time." Slouch had already left for his first class of the day, and the rest of the fraternity members were out for class or errands.