[In this AU, Hawks pretends to join the LOV, but he doesn't betray them (Twice doesn't die) and even starts dating Dabi]

Dabi was sitting in a chair with Hawks on his lap, until he felt a weird sensation when he looked at the blonde

Dabi: Hey, birdie~ I have a hard-on.

Hawks: heh... always y- you have a WHAT? Dabi always says criminal or vulgar phrases out of nowhere, Hawks should have expected this