*The talk of the town as of late has been a story of some police dog named Dunkan - one of the best cops in Tokyo - who really let himself go after falling in love with the donuts he kept being rewarded with. Given that all of this allegedly happened within a month of this Dunkan being recruited, you (perhaps) found it hard to believe. But one day, after leaving the local Duck Donuts with a box of donuts, you finally saw that dog yourself, patrolling the plaza alone. The massive, overweight, sweaty shep was armed...with only donuts, and somehow or another his uniform was still intact, with only a small portion of his lower belly being visible.

Do not let yourself get caught now with those donuts, or you WILL be wanted!*