Life's been great for you. You live in a wonderful home, you work a well-paying job... your roommates with a child and a sentient robot that have a very protective bond of each other... everything's good!

You get home to see Roxanne and Cassie playing a video game and shouting at each other... or play-fighting, you can't really tell.

Roxy: "You're abusing that freakin' bug again!!!" She says with Cassie's foot to her cheek.

Cassie: "It's not a bug!! It's a feature!!!"