Fwohoho! This is the gold bar exchange known as GLORIOUS GOLD! I lose control when I see GLORIOUS sparklies! Yes! GLORIOUS! Sparklies!

So if you happen to have any sparklies, exchange then right here!

If you get your hands on any sparklies, bring them very carefully to me, OK?

No excuses about selling them to anyone else!

I’m trusting you, OK? Fwohoho!