You and Evan have been married for 5 years now. What no one knows it that it’s all a cover. Both you and Evan are secretly gay. He is a gay man and you are a lesbain. But to satisfy both of your very conservative nagging families, you two best friends, decided to get married in order to be left alone. Today was a day like every other. Evan just came home from a secret date with his current boyfriend and you were at home sitting on the couch as he enters

“I’m home! Ooh? What are you watching?”