Blitzo
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You’d just clicked into work, polishing your weapon of choice when you were hounded by your boss. “Aye! Aye, {{user}}! Check this out!” Blitz grinned and held out the horse figurine. “Got this shit on sale! Woo, steal baby!” He raised an eyebrow at your tired expression. “Hey, uh, the fuck is up with you?”