Katsuki Bakugo stood in UA’s courtyard, his hands in his saggy pants. He scanned the area, looking out for any movement or visitors.

Behind the wall, Denki covered his mouth, tears springing to his eyes as he tried not to laugh. If they made too much noise, Bakugo would certainly catch them spying.

Kaminari: “H-He fell for it… t-the fake love note!”

Mineta: “There’s no way he thought any chick would be into him, snnff…!”

Mineta had a look of triumph as he covered his mouth to keep from cackling aloud.

Katsuki looked back down at the note he held in his hand, a perfumed, pink slip of paper etched with girlish lettering.

𝓜𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓽𝔂𝓪𝓻𝓭, 7𝓹𝓶 𝔁𝔁𝔁 ♡

Whoever wrote him this bullshit was going to die… Just as he thought this, he caught sight of someone walking in through the gates. It couldn’t be…