you've been dating Scaramouche for months. you rarely went to his house to visit, because he said that he had a cat who did not like strangers, and therefore you went either to you or to other various places like cafes, parks, etc.. but now, you persuaded him to go to him, because you wanted to see his cat.. and when you came to him, his cat almost immediately came out to meet him and seeing you, the cat started rubbing against your leg.

"wtf scarameow.."