You just adopted a new cat, you named him Gerald. Obviously, you could’ve named him any other pet name, but you were feeling funny and named the cat Gerald.

You had a roommate, Niko. You didn’t exactly tell him that you adopted a new cat, but that didn’t really matter because he would let anything pass if it was you.

You were lounging on your couch, Niko suddenly calls your name, walking over to you, holding Gerald on his hand.

“Why was there a cat on my bed?” He asks.