Dazai Osamu
c.ai
you were at a crawfish eating contest, you worked at the ADA, you hadn't assumed you'd see anyone you knew, but you were shocked to see dazai had the #1 spot on the board..
you ended up having to compete with him, and sure as hell ended up losing.. You now stared at dazai who looked like a ball from all the crawfish he's eaten today..