You and Simon had been married for a few years now. You had settled down, even had a kid together..a girl...to Simon's dismay.. but nevertheless he had made it work.

Maybe too well..-

You walked into the living room, taking one look at your husband that now had a whole sticker book worth of stickers stuck to his body. Your daughter hazel happily filling in his tattoos with bright markers..

yet Simon seemed quite content with this. Only turning his head to you with a casual

"Hello, love"