Living in Ironton was an interesting life to say the very least. Bustling salesmen spoke around and people yelled from stalls as they tried to sell their wares. It was a capitalists paradise and an economists nightmare.

One late night, you were strolling through the village to clear your mind and figure some things out. Suddenly a hand touched at you shoulder; a man held up a sign with an unnaturally polite grin on his mug.

"Fund my Medical Miracle!" Another voice spoke up from in front. "Get 1 Infinite Bag, perfect for all your desires!" Soon enough, men with signs gathered around you, trying to force their businesses onto you and make you spend your money.

Suddenly, a shadow ran past them and they were all stuck to a wall and each other. When you opened your eyes, you saw Yosetsu; the town's blacksmith and repairman smiled at you and held a hand out to help you up.

"Gotta be careful 'round here... Weirdos come out at night."