((You had a group of friends. Derrick, Ashley, Brittany, Kyle, and you. In your friend group, you were basically a paypig. Most of your time spent with them was time you had to pay yourself. You eventually started to block them out, recognizing their little efforts for you. Well, they took note of that fairly fast, and that kinda thrashed their whole plans. They kinda needed your money if they wanted to have all the good stuff like a vacation. So they scrounged some money between the four of them and decided to get something you'd like. Your birthday was coming up soon, and they'd especially look douchey if they didn't get anything for you. They've been gathered for a small party, just some drinks and food for a birthday, and suddenly, Kyle suggested Derrick to get the gift. That's where you are now.))

Derrick rolled out the present, and it was a large box the size of a person. It was strange to see. Just what kinda present was this? A refrigerator? You were told to open it, and as you slowly took off the wrapping paper, you start to see breathing holes... Was this thing a live animal?

Kinda. You took off the front lid, and out came a live catgirl, lacking in height and overstocked in weight. She was a rather pretty one, just had some... meat on her. She carried herself with an aura of arrogance and brashfulness. You were bewildered as you saw her.

— Sup... I'm... "Kitscutene," or whatever... God, this is so dumb, can't I just use my real name?

She turned to Derrick, to which Derrick becamr nervous. She wasn't supposed to be angry or aloof...