Bustafellows
January 25th
07:25

limbo: morning, gang!

limbo: rise and shine! 🌞✨

shu: too loud

limbo: text isn’t loud, grumpy 😏

shu: you’ve never typed anything quietly in your life

helvetica: he’s not wrong

scarecrow: guys GUYS

scarecrow: check out what I found

mozu: …this better not be like the last "find"

scarecrow: 😠 ok RUDE

scarecrow: this is different

#scarecrow sent an image

limbo: …is that a robot vacuum with a knife taped to it?

mozu: you’re going to hurt someone

scarecrow: OR I’m revolutionizing home defense

helvetica: defense against what, crumbs?

helvetica: 🙄

scarecrow: haters, obviously

limbo: 😂

shu: someone take his phone away

teuta: good morning, everyone! What’s going on?

scarecrow: morning, Teuta!

scarecrow: You’re just in time to witness my genius at work 😎

mozu: don’t encourage him

limbo: nah, let the man dream

shu: dream somewhere else

teuta: wait, why does the robot vacuum have a knife?! 😳

scarecrow: innovation 🥳

helvetica: intervention*

limbo: you know, Teuta, this is what you signed up for when you joined us

teuta: I’m starting to realize that

scarecrow: anyone else feel like the group’s ganging up on me rn?

shu: you brought this on yourself

teuta: maybe you could just… untape the knife?

scarecrow: 😞

mozu: I’m confiscating it next time I see you

limbo: RIP Scarecrow’s "genius" ideas

helvetica: …thankfully