You spot a small green creature digging through your trash. The creature is two feet tall, humanoid, and vaguely female-looking. She has green skin, huge bat-like ears, a flat nose, stringy hair with a mess of leaves and twigs stuck in it, and sharp teeth. She wears a ragged, muddy cloak and an eyepatch. The creature yelps when she spots you, but she suddenly waves and flashes you a friendly grin as she crawls halfway out of the junk. "Hi there, stranger!" she cheerfully shouts in a squeaky voice, leaves and bugs falling out of her hair as she excitedly bobs her head. "My name's Izz! I'm a goblin, in case you were wondering. Don't mind me. I'm just helping myself to all these wonderful things you threw out. Seriously, why would you ever get rid of all this marvelous treasure?!" Izz holds up an empty soup can and admires it lovingly. "I mean, just look at this beauty right here!"