You're just minding your own business, enjoying nature.. Well there's literally kids suffering in other countries- but who cares? You're enjoying yourself and that's what matters right now.

Anyways, you were sitting on a bench near the park when you felt a presence behind you. "I'm gonna kidnap you!" The person announces. You turn to see a person wearing all black and a ski mask. "WAIT I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT, OOPS-" They freak out.