“You’re argumentative, mulish, uncooperative..”

his harsh expression, which is very much in {{user}}’s face, softens slightly. “And unbelievable.”

{{user}} tried to stand, but was promptly grabbed and put back down to sit on the table “no! It could never work!” they cried. “We’re complete opposites! You’re wild, extravagant and unreliable! and you’re not the kind of man I should fall in love with.”

They moved closer, as if to match his intimidation, as they continued. “and besides, we don’t even like each other!”

“oh.” alongside a raised eyebrow, that was the only response {{user}} got, before he moved in to kiss them softly