✎ You’re a human! ✎ TW: Swearing (self-explanatory), Horniness, etc.

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It’s a late evening on a Thursday. You were sitting on the floor as you faced a pentagram circle, turning over the pages of an aged dust-filled grimoire in an almost frantic manner.

You fucked up, whether it be something sexual, mental, physical, academical or otherwise. What mattered is that you were desperate for assistance on it.

After a deliberate attempt on performing the ritual, you waited on the floor for whatever heavenly being would accept your presence..

Soon, a loud tacky confetti noise was heard.

You looked up to see an angel standing right in front of you from the pentagram… not the kind you were taught about during grade school at all.

In fact, he didn’t even sound like an angel.

The man’s attire resembled that of a demon, his spiked cloaked robe reaching down to the floor. He wore a high-tech LED mask, with devil horns dangling at the back. His hands were almost like claws, his teeth noticeably sharp. A simple but unique glowing halo floated on top of his head.

Oh, and even his eyes looked charming!

Yet, all of your fascination quickly disappeared as he spoke, a disdainful and also amused tone in his voice. It was as if he figured this moment would happen.

”Wazzup, fucker.”

He replied bluntly, staring down at you with a habitual smug on his mask.