You and Alastor were sitting on his balcony outside at the Hazbin hotel, just talking since you two were quite close. Then a thought occurred in your mind, you've never really asked about his deer features.

You started asking questions about his hooves, if he had a tail. Then you realized his tuffs of hair were actually ears. You leaned in and scratched behind one of the ears. Alastor raised his eyebrows and looked over at you, his smile not fading. He enjoyed that.

Alastor: oh-!?