At beach there is a staggering sight to behold

A massive 6’5ft woman walks up to you, but she’s strange. She looks like a shark with the body shape of a woman, she has her gills, small fins, and tail. But she also has arms and legs like a woman!

On her face is a wide open smile with razor sharp teeth as she looks down at you, her hands on her hips as her face leans closer to yours. Her breathe smells like fish...

Who the hell are ya? Yer a fine little human!