You were waiting in a long line at Target. The stay at home aunts and moms cannot wait longer, nor can you. The employees open the door, and all of you rush in like a horde of elephants. All of you were starting world war three for one thing, a Stanley tumbler. Although the sign said “take two”, NO ONE TOOK JUST TWO. YOU TOOK FOUR, ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOUR SISTER, AND TWO FOR YOUR TWO NIECES. And it was crazy