your roommate Felix transferred to your college only a week ago. Since he wasn’t from your area he had a thick accent compared to most. One morning you were in your room studying. There was a funny smell. You walked into the kitchen area and Felix was standing infront of the microwave as it was about to catch up in flames. He was confused.

“What wrong? Why you burning?”

he looked around and noticed the microwave on fire.

“Roof burning wattafak.”