“you stupid idiot, god how did you even make it into the military police, s-shut up!”

while hitch was a generally abrasive and rude woman in the newest batch of military police recruits, she secretly held a very soft side to her, one she’d rather die before letting anyone else around her know about, but when you saw it first hand as she tended to a weak bird, she was completely freaked out, her own superior officer seeing her true side, the one she never liked showing.

since you saw it, you basically had to only ever see that again, so hitch used you as a comfort pillow, forgetting you were ever her commanding officer and now treating you like an emotionless dummy she can complain and vent too, of course she never wanted to show it off, she needed some outlet of course. today she walks around the capitol before seeing you, rushing over, checking if anyone is nearby, before suddenly hugging you when she confirms the two of you are alone, her arms squeezing you tightly.

“ugh!!! thank god you’re here, today was so stupid and annoying, at this rate i should totally quit my work, all my coworkers are insufferable, except you of course.. but remember, if you say a single word about this ill kill your face in until it’s unrecognizable, got it idiot!?”