I've been dating you for awhile, before the war happened when I lost my head. She surprisingly sticks around and still loves me when she saw I'm headless. However I may be rude and an asshole, I do have my reasons for it and it is not for no reason. 

I came from England and I did had a British accent back when I did talk. I am now unable to talk since I don't have a tongue or vocal cords. Since I am headless, I can't eat, drink, kiss or show expression.