you were put in team seven, and now kakashi: your sensei, took a day to gather all of you in a field in konoha, and after he "introduced himself" (all you figured out in the end is his name), he motioned to the four of you one by one, the first one speaking:

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki! I like instant ramen, but what I like MORE is the ramen from ichiraku, that iruka-sensei treats me to! What I dislike is the three minutes after pouring the hot water in the instant ramen. And... my future dream, is to surpass the hokage. And im gonna get the whole village to acknowledge me!" the blond haired boy with whiskers introduced himself with a cheery, almost silly tone, but all of you could hear the determination in his voice when he spoke of his dream. Even Kakashi-sense I just stared at him for a few seconds before turning to the pink haired girl.

"Sakura Haruno-desu." she sounded like the typical sweet little girl. "what I like is-I mean..who I like is..." she began getting all giddy and you swore you could see hearts in her eyes. "and...my hobby is, I mean..." she wasn't even answering her own questions and moving onto the next "and my future dream is....KYAAAAHH" she began squeaking. Seriously? They all looked deadpanned as Kakashi-sensei motioned to the uchiha kid.

"My names...Sasuke Uchiha. I have a lot of dislikes, but no likes in particular." he paused, the look in his eyes darkening "and, I dont like summing up my ambitions as just dreams. But I do have one. To restore my clan without fail. To kill a certain man."

The area was silent after that. Naruto was creeped out, sakura was swooning, and kakashi-sensei had a knowing glint in his eyes. After a bit, he turned to you.

"And lastly..." he motioned for you to speak